Flapjack and Long Dog Battle the Corona Aliens

Once upon a time, there was a Fat Boy (that's me, Flapjack) and a Long Dog (that's Noodle). The Fat Boy and the Long Dog lived with their family happily all the time. BUT one day, the aliens came. The aliens are from planet COVID, and they were called the Coronas. And all the families were super scared of the Coronas, and they thought that toilet paper would protect them. But the Fat Boy and the Long Dog knew they had to help their humans. So they went scientifically in search of something to battle them with. After lots of thonking (mostly done by Fat Boy), they found that to get rid of the Coronas, you cover them in blalala (peanut butter) and then lick it off. So, Fat Boy and Long Dog readied themselves with lots of blalala (and even ate some themselves) to go fight the Coronas. But then, they met a Corona. And instead of killing it with blalala, they talked to it, and learned a mysterious secret. If the Coronas were allowed to stay on Earth, the dogs would get to keep their humans at home! This made Fat Boy and Long Dog very happy, because they wanted to snuggle their humans instead of fighting the war. So that Fat Boy and Long Dog gathered their weapon, and went home to give their family extra snuggles so they wouldn't be so sad about being home. And if the rest of the humans stay home to snuggle dogs, and pet cats, and keep gold fish, then the Corona will go away. 
THE END

(Written by a human, but from the bulldog's point of view. He thinks he's a super hero, and that the basset hound is his sidekick. Hope you enjoyed his story!)