Hello subjects, this is Princess Buttercup. You can call me Butter. My life has changed a lot with all of this Covid-19 stuff. I've gotten a job, and let me just say, I am so essential. Every day at 7:45 am Dad says, "C'mon Butter, let's go to work." Then we load up in the Jeep, and drive to our other house. I then provide a detailed briefing to senior bank staff. Eventually, Dad remembers to feed me breakfast during our morning work. My day is grueling, and takes a lot of poise and self control to have to sit and chew my squeaky hedgehog toy. All. Day. Long. Well, I nap some too. I also have to make sure to snore super loud, so that my staff knows I'm still on the video calls. The best meetings are on Webex. I am totally Webex famous. I have to smile at the camera while everybody tells me how pretty I am. Sometimes I decide to chew the toy on. Dad's. Leg. Which is the highlight of my day. Occasionally I get to take a break, and Momma and the girls come over and play ping pong with me. I still have to babysit Noodle when they come over for my breaks though. After a long, hard day at work making major Ducats, Dad and I go home with dinner waiting for us. Then we go to bed, and the next morning we do it all
again. It's a tough job for a bulldog princess, but I do enjoy being essential to Dad's work day.
Signed,
Your Leader
Butter

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